I know a lot of people like Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang because it’s funny, well acted and just a good modern noir, but what really puts it over the top for me is the design of the Johnny Gossamer paperbacks. They’re just spot on – if they were real, I’d already have read some.

Daughter’s first day of school. Her: happy, tentative, excited; me, teary-eyed, humming Cats in the cradle absentmindedly, wife muttering “shut the f*ck up” under her breath.